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Greg Lestrade takes me to Brighton, cause he’s not my housekeeper XD
Molly Hopper handcuffs me to Watson with her bare hands
Sherlock Holmes makes you stand in rain because they are sherlocked. WTF is this? O.o
Mycroft Holmes runs an experiment on you while playing the violin.
the fuck?!
SHERLOCK HOLMES RUNS AN EXPERIMENT ON YOU WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
Greg Lestrade gives you a murder case because they want to burn you.
o_O
Mycroft Holmes brings you back your walking stick with a smile on their face.
Should i be worried you guys?
Jim Moriarty makes me stand in the rain because he wants to burn me.
I think Jim’s finally lost it…
Steven Moffat leaves Baker Street while holding me at gunpoint.
Guys. Guys this is some serious shit.
SHERLOCK HOLMES RUNS AN EXPERIMENT ON YOU WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
Wait what WHO HAS MY BIRTHDAY!? (Also, NOT COOL Sherlock)Mycroft Holmes takes your pulse because he wants to burn me. My sister is: Mrs. Hudson brings her back her walking stick while playing the violin.
What.
Jim Moriarty brings me a tray of tea with a smile on his face.
Erm…is it poisoned?
Sebastian Moran takes your pulse because they are Sherlocked.
Ahahaha, lol. (Seblock now kthx)
Jim Moriarty kidnaps your boyfriend/girlfriend because they want to burn you.
Well… Huh. Thank you, Jim?
Irene Adler brings you a cabbie because it’s not their division……
Sebastian Moran punches your enemies in the face because they are Sherlocked.
That’s nice Seb.
Sherlock Holmes takes your pulse with lust in his eyes…
I’m alright with this.
Anderson takes your pulse with his bare hands.
But.. why? ç___ç STUPID PIJAMAS T-SHIRT, Y U NO PURPLE?
OR BLUE?
OR BLACK?
OR GREEN?
John Watson brings lunch for you in his pockets with an umbrella. … that’s sweet of you, jawn
Jim Moriarty deduces your life story with a bomb strapped to them. Somehow this does not seem out of the realms of...
Sherlock Holmes makes me dances to the thieving magpie because it’s not his division. MAKES NO SENSE, but he could make...
Sherlock Holmes runs an experiment on...because they are sherlocked. If only I had been...
write a blog with them while holding holding you at gun point. :D
Greg Lestrade…takes me to Brighton…with lust in his eyes. Wat.
Steven Moffat brings lunch for you in his pockets because its not there division. Isn’t it supposed to be their?
Irene Adler takes me to Brighton with a bomb strapped to her.
Anderson filed a report on...bomb strapped to him.
Greg Lestrade brings you a cabbie while holding you at gun point. Damn.
John Watson plants a bomb in your room because it’s not his division. Why John why?
Green shirt, 21, 5:
Sherlock Holmes, while holding me at gun point, makes me beg for mercy. Twice.
Molly Hooper makes you stand in the rain because they want to burn you (wtf molly, i thought you were nice)
Jim Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes plant a bomb in my room because they are not my housekeepers. …Time to relocate
Jim Moriarty asks you on a date with a smile on his face. screeching.
Anderson deduces my life story while holding me at gun point… Sexy! :P
Mycroft Holmes asks you to send a text while playing the violin. Challenge accepted.
Jim Moriarty asks you on a date with a smile on their face. what, wait
Sherlock Holmes spray paints a smilie on your wall with lust in their eyes.
Jim Moriarty brings lunch for you in his pockets with a smile on his face. …Am I fine with this? Yes I am.
Anderson with lust in their eyes hides your nicotine patches.
Jim Moriarty stole my cardigan with an umbrella. …I am fine with this.
Moriarty gives me a murder case with lust in his eyes. …Crying.
Irene Adler brings a tray of tea with a crop in her hand… … 8}
Sherlock stole my cardigan with a bomb strapped to him. …oh.
Jim Moriarty sent me a sealed letter while playing the violin. Hm.
Sherlock Holmes brings me a tray of tea because he’s not my housekeeper? That’s kind of nice. I so enjoy my tea, and if...
well I’m not wearing a shirt so OTHER Steven Moffat plants a bomb in your bedroom because he is Sherlocked. um-
Donovan kidnaps my girlfriend with lust in their eyes. JOKE’S ON YOU CUZ I’M SINGLE BITCH!
Greg Lestrade kidnaps your boyfriend/girlfriend with a crop in their hands. Oh. Oh my. GREG ANY S/O THAT I HAVE IS NOT...
Jim Moriarty plants a bomb in your bedroom while holding you at gunpoint. Well I’m just pretty much screwed, aren’t I?
Lestrade and Mycroft send me a sealed letter because it’s not their division. (oh god Lauren Mycroft and Greg are...
Well my jacket is blue while my shirt is red… But anyways: Greg Lestrade (or Irene Adler) asks you to send a text...
Sherlock Holmes plants a bomb in your bedroom with a smile on his face. What exactly did I do wrong? O_O
Greg Lestrade runs an experiment on you with a smile on their face D: THIS IS NOT MY DIVISION, GREG.
Greg Lestrade makes you write a blog with them because its not there division.